you enter a clearing in the vale. out of the mist, a smiling pumpkin appears
“welcome!” says the guttypumpkin
the guttypumpkin is terribly busy absorbing the ancient runes and learning spellcraft in order to conjure an entire website from thin air.
if you simply must bother them, you can reach them through any of the nasty social media platforms below.
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